Maddox.....

"I saw some fat chick driving around with her fat friends the other day with one of those "BITCH ON BOARD" stickers on her bumper. There were three of them in the car, and one guy who was obviously married to the girl in the back seat (you could tell that he was married because he had a cold, lifeless stare and was trying to avoid all conversation and eye contact with her). The chicks in the car had the most obnoxious laugh I've ever heard: a loud, shrieking cackle, like they're laughing so hard that they can barely breathe--you could hear the air being sucked in through their blow holes as their chunky jowls jiggled with each spattering of giggles."

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