Friday, July 18, 2008
ok ok.. so its been freakin' AGES since i have been here.. but seriously i have had a lot on my mind lately and hey ... funny just aint funny when you cant see past the massive issues that have been surrounding my life of late.
I am not about to go into a long winded explanation of everything that has been frustrating me in life at the moment.. but please rest assured.. i am still that same guy who finds this shit funny....
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
Stripped by a Mechanical Shovel! - video powered by Metacafe
I did want to just see her get squashed though.
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Monday, May 26, 2008
Friday, May 23, 2008
"I saw some fat chick driving around with her fat friends the other day with one of those "BITCH ON BOARD" stickers on her bumper. There were three of them in the car, and one guy who was obviously married to the girl in the back seat (you could tell that he was married because he had a cold, lifeless stare and was trying to avoid all conversation and eye contact with her). The chicks in the car had the most obnoxious laugh I've ever heard: a loud, shrieking cackle, like they're laughing so hard that they can barely breathe--you could hear the air being sucked in through their blow holes as their chunky jowls jiggled with each spattering of giggles."
Monday, May 12, 2008
If CDs are dead, then records are even dead-er, right? Not if it's up to Aleksander Kolkowski. This engineer-cum-artist is carving a new niche for our old music with his vintage record-cutting machine. The handy tool re-purposes old CDs by 'overwriting' existing data and cutting grooves on 'em so they can be played on a turntable. All you have to do is show up with a track, an old CD, and voila! Off you go with a brand "new" 45RPM single. Now if only I could find my turntables.....
stolen from core77.com